We're sailing in troubled waters here in the Uber Geek's Lair - Executive Management has decreed that no new tools and/or miniature shall pass through our doors until I've cleaned out the garage and basement. Shickingly, my lovely, yet fierce wife has the notion that a car needs to be able to fit into a garage/ ALL THE WAY IN no less.
Dark times, indeed.
Now these proclamations were delivered in the "I'm not kidding" voice which compels my obedience.
As a result, I have scheduled next week off from work, ordered a 20 foot long rubbish bin and purchased a pallet load of Aleve pain reliever.
Cleaning commences next Monday.
Are you having your miniature purchases delivered to your office in the interim?
ReplyDeleteShe wants to put a car fully in the garage? What on earth for? Garages are for storage of tools, workbenches and junk not for sheltering motor vehicles! ;)
ReplyDeleteMind you, it might create more space for more tools...
Madness cars never go in garages...garages are where you keep the stuff that otherwise clutters up the games room ! But I'm not telling your wife 😬
ReplyDeleteHopefully no Raccoons will be assisting in the work!
ReplyDeleteA car has no place inside a garage, it is a criminal waste of space.
ReplyDeleteBut the ladies are known by the acronym of SWMBO for a reason...
I agree - this whole concept of garages are made for cars is fake news concocted by the main stream media in a desperate attempt to gather ratings.
ReplyDeleteOn another point, don't you all I think I look dashing in my new tinfoil hat....
I'm sure that the "car" is a unit of volume used to described the storage space of ones garage, much like medieval ships ho,dis were measured in "tones" of wine.
ReplyDeleteDun Dun Dun!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck!
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